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$1000 Book
A kid called up his Mom from his college and asked her for some
money,
because he was broke.
His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also
left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to
send that up too?"
"Uhh, oh yeah, o.k." responded the kid.
So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed
Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book.
When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the boy this
time?"
"Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000 out to
him."
"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you crazy???"
"Don't worry hon," Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald
head,
"I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one
somewhere between the pages in chapter 19!"
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