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A Funny Kid Story
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? I hope
you
remember my story when they start getting frustrated.
My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training;
and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for
a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full
dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something
funny, so of course I checked my seven-month old daughter,
and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked
to go potty in a while, so I asked him, and he said "No." I kept
thinking,
"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident
and I don't have any clothes with me.
" Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did
not have an accident?"
"No," he replied. I just knew that he must have had,
cause the smell was getting worse. Soooo.........I asked
one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?"
This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled....
"See MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 100 people nearly choked to death on their
tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down
to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was
mortified......... but some kind
elderly people made me feel a lot better,
when they came over and thanked me
for the best laugh they had ever had!!
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