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The Perfect Husband
A successful businessman, we'll call him Clifford, was among
several men
in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly, a cell
phone that was on one of the benches rang. Clifford picked it up and the
following conversation ensued:
"Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are.
I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00"
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001
models.
I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really
good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last
year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000..."
"OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account... and I
stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we looked
at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool,
English, Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?" "Only $450,000 ... a magnificent
price, and I
see that we have
that much in the bank to cover ..." "Well, than go ahead and buy it,
but
just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye
... I do
too ..."
Clifford hung up, closed the phone's flap, raised his hand while holding
the phone and asks to all those present:
"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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